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Top "60" Fictitious NHL Lines and Line-Ups

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Fictitious NHL Lines and Line-Ups



 

THE ANXIETY LINE

Bill HAJT

Keith CROWDER

Michael DARK

 

THE BASEBALL LINE

Jeff BATTERS

Murray BALFOUR

Guy FIELDER

 

THE POKER LINE

Maxim BETS

Noel PICARD

Dick GAMBLE

 

THE WALL STREET LINE 1

Lyndon BYERS

Wayne CASHMAN

Peter BONDRA

 

THE WALL STREET LINE 2

Glenn GOLDUP

P.J. STOCK

Larry TRADER

 

THE INQUIRY LINE

Gordie HOWE

Garry HOWATT

Eddie WARE

 

THE PAYMENT LINE

Lude CHECK

Rick BOWNESS

Danny GRANT

 

THE EVOLUTION OF MAN LINE 1

Bob BOURNE

John BABY

Ian KIDD

 

THE EVOLUTION OF MAN LINE 2

Jimmy MANN

Sheldon KANNEGEISOR

Babe DYE

 

THE CRIME LINE

Reed LARSON

Hugh CONN

Jack LYNCH

 

THE JUSTICE LINE

Tom LAIDLAW

Don MARSHALL

Bob COPP

 

THE INFRACTION LINE 1

Randy PIERCE

Paul LAWLESS

Bill SPEER

 

THE INFRACTION LINE 2

Gerry MINOR

Bruce MAJOR

Lindy RUFF

 

THE DRIVER'S ED LINE

Gene CARR

Richard PARK

Dave KEON

 

THE ELECTRIC LINE

Ron SCHOCK

Bob MCCORD

Brian WATTS

 

THE WINTER LINE

Theoren FLEURY

Sandy SNOW

Harry FROST

 

THE NOBLE LINE

Derek KING

Normand BARON

Ed REIGLE

 

THE GRAIN LINE

George HAY

Adam OATES

Steven RICE

 

THE CHRISTMAS LINE

Claude NOEL

Scott GARLAND

Harold STARR

 

THE ANDROGYNOUS LINE 1

PAUL ANDREA

Neil SHEEHY

VIC LYNN

 

THE ANDROGYNOUS LINE 2

BILLY CARROLL

NICK BEVERLEY

BOB GRACIE

 

THE TRADESMEN LINE

Dave TAYLOR

Bobby CARPENTER

Charlie MASON

 

THE FISH LINE

Alf PIKE

Peter STURGEON

Dave KARPA

 

THE TOOL LINE

Don LEVER

Jody GAGE

Radek HAMR

 

THE FABRIC LINE

Baldy COTTON

Dave SILK

Jason WOOLLEY

 

THE CARNIVORE LINE

Steve LYON

Bennett WOLF

Jim FOX

 

THE SCARY LINE 1

Adam GRAVES

Butch DEADMARSH

Jim BOO

 

THE SCARY LINE 2

Stu GRIMSON

STEVEN KING

Hec KILREA

 

THE FIRE LINE

Bobby LEITER

Charlie BURNS

Jarrod SKALDE

 

THE INJURY LINE

Frank KANE

Nels CRUTCHFIELD

Wes TRAINOR

 

THE SPICE LINE

Jari KURRI

BASIL McRae

Bob DILL

 

THE STAGE LINE

Brian PROPP

Mark KIRTON

Bob GRYP

 

THE ROBERT REDFORD FILMFEST LINE

Bruce CASSIDY

Jeff BRUBAKER

Kelly CHASE

 

THE DOMESTIC HELP LINE

Jerry BUTLER

Lou NANNE

Bill COOK

 

THE TENNIS LINE

Dale MCCOURT

Blake DUNLOP

Terry BALL

 

THE MINERAL LINE

Bernie NICHOLLS

Bob CHRYSTAL

Danton COLE

 

THE STREET LINE

Steve ALLEY

Myles LANE

Bill ROOT

 

THE FARM LINE

Joe LAMB

Blair BARNES

Jim KORN

 

THE DWELLING LINE

Andrew CASSELS

Eddie SHACK

Mark LOFTHOUSE

 

THE COMEDIAN LINE

Reg ABBOTT

Murray COSTELLO

Joe HARDY

 

THE CLERGY LINE

Steve VICKERS

Don DEACON

George PARSONS

 

THE COMPASS LINE

Ed WESTFALL

Baldy NORTHCOTT

Mike EASTWOOD

 


 

THE SELF-ASSURANCE LINE-UP

George ARMSTRONG

Ed WISEMAN

Eb GOODFELLOW

Larry GOODENOUGH

Larry PLAYFAIR

Chris WORTHY

 

THE PERSONALITY LINE-UP

Greg JOLY

Alex SMART

Mike BOSSY

Darryl SLY

Brent MEEKE

Gary KURT

 

THE GOLF LINE-UP

Bobby TRAPP

Wilf GREEN

Daniel SHANK

Bruce DRIVER

Jamie MASTERS

Mike SANDS

 

THE CULINARY LINE-UP

Charlie SIMMER

Neil STRAIN

Terry CRISP

Paul CYR

Bill BAKER

Adam BROWN

 

THE YACHTSMEN LINE-UP

Bobby HULL

Elmer LACH

Ronnie STERN

Bobby ORR

Nick KNOTT

Abbie COX

 

THE HOCKEYOLOGY LINE-UP

Chris CICHOCKI

Henry BLADE

Bobby BAUER

Murray WING

Joe COOPER

Mike VEISOR

 

THE SOUND LINE-UP

Dit CLAPPER

Billy BELL

Brian BELLOWS

Harry HOWELL

Rob WHISTLE

Bob RING

 

THE BIRD LINE-UP

Emory SPARROW

Mike EAGLES

Len HACHBORN

Bob WREN

Bill QUACKENBUSH

Denis HERRON

 

THE GEOGRAPHIC LINE-UP

Jerry HOLLAND

Leo LAFRANCE

Ken HOUSTON

Jack PORTLAND

Byron BALTIMORE

Randy IRELAND

 

THE REFRESHMENT LINE-UP

Eddie BEERS

Andre CHAMPAGNE

Per DJOOS

Paul COFFEY

Paul SHAKES

Bill BEVERIDGE

 

THE AQUATIC LINE-UP

Bob BROOKE

Wayne RIVERS

Pete MARSH

Frank BATHE

Jay WELLS

Mike FOUNTAIN

 

THE TREE LINE-UP

Andy SPRUCE

Billy BURCH

Randy WOOD

Bill ROOT

Doug BARKLEY

Mark LAFOREST

 

THE HOUSE LINE-UP

Ric SEILING

Bob WALL

Mike EAVES

Mike KITCHEN

Drew BANNISTER

Glenn HALL

 

THE ANATOMY LINE-UP

Ralph BACKSTROM

TOE Blake

Wayne BIANCHIN

Gerry HART

Adam FOOTE

Don HEAD

 

THE RAINBOW LINE-UP

Victor TEAL

Terry GRAY

Brian LAVENDER

Jeff BROWN

Rick GREEN

John BLUE

 

THE LANDSCAPE LINE-UP

Pat PEAKE

Steve STONE

Mel HILL

Eddie SHORE

Eddie BUSH

Bunny LAROCQUE

 

THE CALENDAR LINE-UP

Hap DAY

Mush MARCH

Brad MAY

Tim FRIDAY

Don SPRING

Steve WEEKS

 

THE RELIGIOUS LINE-UP

Dave CHRISTIAN

Gregg SHEPPARD

Russ ADAM

Jim CAIN

Taffy ABEL

Curtis JOSEPH

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